Cats & Dogs quotes

34 total quotes

Butch
Calico
Lou
Mr. Tinkles
Russian Kitty

View Quote 'Dark Coud'? Is that what I'm calling my plan, 'Dark Cloud'?

View Quote Lou: HEY, YOU STUPID CAT!!!
Peek: That'll definitely get his attention.

View Quote Lou: I'm on to you kitty and you're in big trouble.
Russian Kitty: (deep Russian accent) I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble. [splits a container in half and slaps a gigantic lump of dog doo in the middle of the carpet] From Russia with love.
Lou: Uh-oh.

View Quote Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.

View Quote Peek: Cut the red wire.
Butch: Wait a minute... we're dogs. WE'RE COLORBLIND!

View Quote Sam: Sir, request permission to pant heavily, sir!
Butch: Granted.

View Quote Heel! That's the big button, and you don't just PRESS the big button.

View Quote [after realising that breaking it down will cause commotion] Piece of junk, American door...

View Quote [after seeing a dog bully a cat in a cartoon] Dogs rule.

View Quote [battling Lou] You fight like a poodle.

View Quote [being interrogated by the dogs] I will tell you nothing! I may look cute and cuddly, but inside, granite!

View Quote [to Sophie, finally speaking] What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?

View Quote [various fuzzy images of him on a video recording] Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.

View Quote At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!

View Quote BRAKE! GAS! GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU LUNATIC!!! BRAKE! GAS! BRAKE! Oh, where did you guys get your license?