Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.
Mr. Tinkles : I want you to stay here.
Calico : Why?
Mr. Tinkles : Because I hate you.
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