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Security Guard: [to the animals] All right, all of yas! Listen up! I only need you, water buffalo, for the Tarzan jungle stampede! The rest of yas, go home!
T.W.: Well; today's shot! Might as well go home and clean!
[He retreats back into his shell and turns on a vacuum.]
T.W.: Well; today's shot! Might as well go home and clean!
[He retreats back into his shell and turns on a vacuum.]
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[Darla falls through a trapdoor.]
Darla: WHOA! MAX!
[Max is still flying on the Darla Dimple balloon, and passes the Eiffel Tower.]
Max: OUI, MISS DIMPLE?!
Darla: WHOA! MAX!
[Max is still flying on the Darla Dimple balloon, and passes the Eiffel Tower.]
Max: OUI, MISS DIMPLE?!
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[Max begins music number on piano]
Darla: [singing] I've seen them come, and I've seen them go. There's one thing that I know. You gotta give the people what they want, or you'll wind up back in Kokomo, Nebraska.
Danny: It's in Indiana, Miss Dimple.
Darla: Whatever.
Darla: [singing] I've seen them come, and I've seen them go. There's one thing that I know. You gotta give the people what they want, or you'll wind up back in Kokomo, Nebraska.
Danny: It's in Indiana, Miss Dimple.
Darla: Whatever.
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[Max has Danny cornered, but falls on top of the Darla balloon.]
Danny: [holding the rope] How does the kitty cat go?
Max: [smiles nervously] Meow?
Danny: Very good. [let goes of the rope, popping the Darla balloon, sending Max flying]
Max: MISS DIMPLE!!!
Danny: [holding the rope] How does the kitty cat go?
Max: [smiles nervously] Meow?
Danny: Very good. [let goes of the rope, popping the Darla balloon, sending Max flying]
Max: MISS DIMPLE!!!
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I'm the star! [She glares at Danny.] You stupid, stupid cat! I should have drowned you all when I FLOODED THE STAGE! ['Flooded the stage' echoes through the speakers and the audiece overhears the confession in shock as Darla, realizing she had been exposed, mischievously smiles, hugs Danny and kisses him]
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[last words as he flies into the distance onto the giant Darla Dimple balloon through Paris, France] OUI, MISS DIMPLE!!!
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[last words as she falls through the trap door] WHOA!!! MAX!!!
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[phone rings] Farley Wink's Animal Actors Agency. How can I help you? [listens] You need a lamb for the Moses picture? [listens as a lamb gets excited] Oh. A sacrificial lamb? [listens as the same lamb cringes in fear] Sorry! Fresh out! [hangs up] Every day, I ask myself; why do I put up with this?
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[singing] Hollywood! Where the streets are paved with gold, where the kiddies never grow old! Right here in Hollywood!
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[to Danny] You just get all your little friends at Friday at 3 and I'll take care of L.B. And let's leave this between us, shall we? I don't like to advertise my charitable work.
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Come on, Sawyer. Your life isn't back in that office. It's here. Dance with me?
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Fortune says, "Raging waters ahead!"
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Get hot, Miss Dimple.
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Hey Kong, how's it going?
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How does the kitty cat go?