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I need a drink!
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I'm a secretary; not an actress.
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If you have any openings for a talented cat, I'm your man! Er...I mean, your cat!
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Like I said, dancing is a waste of time.
Peabo Pudgemeyer (Pudge)
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No chow; no meow.
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Oh, for the love of Moby Dick!
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Once upon a time, there was a princess and a peasant. She lived atop a hill in a glittering castle. There she had a servant who kept her castle in order, selected and pressed her robes for the day, prepared her royal breakfast, and served it to her in her chambers. She had fame, she had fortune. She had product endorsements. But she was not what she seemed. On the other hand, in a humble village far away, the peasant had none of her luxuries. But he had a dream. So with a fond farewell from his closest friends, and gifts of good luck, best wishes and useless junk—although it's the thought that counts—his world was about to clash with hers, in a place called: Hollywood.
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Shut up, Max.
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The spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me, and it's foolish to think otherwise, Danny.
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There's no use trying; Miss Tillie. My fortune cookie last night said, "Give it up, you loser!"
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They can smash your cookie, but you'll always have...your fortune!
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Unless you're talking about the glamour of filing, the romance of typing.
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What? This pigsty?!
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Will that be all, Miss Dimple?