Chasing Amy quotes
60 total quotesHooper X
Jay
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[on receiving lovemaking instruction] Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.
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[on the phone with Holden after she paged him] One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
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[pointing at Holden] See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.
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[showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.
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[to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
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[to Holden] Bitch tasted life, yo, now she's settlin' for your boring, funny-book-makin' ass.
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All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
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All the boys need to feel like they're Marco ****ing Polo when it comes to sex.
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Archie is not ****ing Mr. Weatherbee!
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Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.
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Are you an authorized dealmaker in this establishment? Do you have the power to negotiate?
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Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
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Bring on the free hooch!
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Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.
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Honey, don't give me that "all for one" shit. I got to deal with being a minority in a minority of a minority, and nobody supports my ass.