Chasing Amy quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote I feel a hate crime coming on.

View Quote I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your ****ing whore.

View Quote I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.

View Quote I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.

View Quote If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.

View Quote It's not who you love, it's how.

View Quote Jedi bitch.

View Quote Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.

View Quote Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.

View Quote Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!

View Quote This is all going to end badly.

View Quote What difference does it make if I refer to her as a d*ke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of f***ots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?

View Quote What's a Nubian?

View Quote Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.

View Quote You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."