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View Quote And I'm caught in the middle, torn between my loyalty to my boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

View Quote Bunch of savages in this town.

View Quote Great, every time I kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys!

View Quote Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?

View Quote Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.

View Quote Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

View Quote I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight.

View Quote I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

View Quote I'm not even supposed to be here today!

View Quote I'm not the type of person who will disrupt things just so I can shit comfortably.

View Quote I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.

View Quote Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement.

View Quote My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

View Quote Oh, and Caitlin. Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal.

View Quote Salsa Shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa, our shark.