Clueless quotes

63 total quotes

Cher Horowitz
Dionne Davenport
Mr. Wendell Hall

View Quote (after a shoe knocks out Tai)
Cher Horowitz: If it's a concussion you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her a question.
Elton: (to Tai) What's seven times seven?
Cher Horowitz: Stuff she knows!

View Quote Mel Horowitz: You drink?
Christian: No, thanks, I'm cool.
Mel Horowitz: I'm not offering. I'm asking if you drink. You think I'd give alcohol to teenage drivers taking my daughter out?
Christian: Hey, man! The protective vibe. I dig.
Mel Horowitz: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

View Quote Josh Lucas: You're not letting her go out like that?
Mel Horowitz: Cher, get in here!
Cher Horowitz: What's up, Daddy?
Mel Horowitz: What the hell is that?!
Cher Horowitz: A dress.
Mel Horowitiz: Says who?
Cher Horowitz: Calvin Klein.
Mel Horowitz: It looks like underwear, go upstairs and put something over it.
Cher Horowitz: Oh duh, I was just going to.
Mel Horowitz: (talking to Christian) Hey you, anything happens to my daughter I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt that anyone would miss you.