Cher Horowitz quotes

View Quote Here's where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us.

View Quote Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie just too many times.

View Quote Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

View Quote Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

View Quote Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

View Quote (to step-brother Josh) So, the flannel shirt deal -- is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?

View Quote [About Christian] He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?

View Quote [To Josh] Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?

View Quote I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice.

View Quote So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much

View Quote So, okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair, ew, and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!

View Quote You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!

View Quote Ya, he's way famous...

View Quote [While taking her driver's test] Oops! Should I write them a note?

View Quote I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'

View Quote Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

View Quote I was just totally clueless!

View Quote Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

View Quote [Cher and Josh kiss] Well...you can guess what happens next. [Cut to a shot of a wedding.] As if! I'm only sixteen, and this is California, not Kentucky!