Clueless quotes

View Quote I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'

View Quote I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy

View Quote Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

View Quote Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

View Quote Now could all conversations please come to a halt? And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?

View Quote Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

View Quote Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

View Quote So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much

View Quote So, okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair, ew, and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!

View Quote Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

View Quote Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.

View Quote Wow, you guys talk like grownups!

View Quote Ya, he's way famous...

View Quote You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!

View Quote [About Christian] He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?