Crimes and Misdemeanors quotes
20 total quotesClifford Stern
Dolores
Judah Rosenthal
Lester
Professor Louis Levy
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A strange man defecated on my sister.
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Comedy equals tragedy plus time.
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God is a luxury I can't afford.
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Hi, it's Clifford. Wasn't Lester just so..ridiculous. ..What? Well what's he doing there? That could be dangerous. Do you want me to come over?
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I remember the exact date, because it was Hitler's birthday.
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I'll be honest. You're not my first choice.
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I'm not after your god-damned money! I want to speak to Miriam!!
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I've gone out the window.
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Idea for a farce. A poor...loser does a do****entary of a great man and learns valuable insights.
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If it bends it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.
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In reality, we rationalize, we deny, or we couldn't go on living.
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One sin leads to a deeper sin.
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Right, I won't!
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.