Clifford Stern quotes
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When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he really wants is to exchange fluids.
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Where I grew up in Brooklyn, everybody was too unhappy to commit suicide.
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What's the guy so upset about? You'd think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
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A strange man defecated on my sister.
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Hi, it's Clifford. Wasn't Lester just so..ridiculous. ..What? Well what's he doing there? That could be dangerous. Do you want me to come over?
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I remember the exact date, because it was Hitler's birthday.