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Both of you are in danger.
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Fair fight? This is Hollywood!
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Fair fight? This is Hollywood! And you! You get one taste of blood and you freak out.
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For over an hour, I've waited.
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I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.
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I see blood.
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I'm not gay.
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I've got the gift. I blame my mother.
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I've waited over an hour for you.
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Jake, honey, muffin. I'm not going to kill her, I promise. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.
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Jimmy!
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Maybe you guys should hurry up.
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Putting on weight, Kyle?
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Show me your hand.
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Tell me how!