Deadpool: Why can't I just die?
Colossus: Take your mask off, Wade. We must talk. [Deadpool does so] You need fresh start. With train, you can be X-Man.
Deadpool: You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Men material.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [enters the room with Yukio] Understatement of the year. Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. [Yukio waves at Deadpool]
Deadpool: What in the heck is this?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Deadpool: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. [winks at Yukio]
Yukio: [smiling] I like this guy.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Give him a chance. [to Deadpool] It's great seeing you like this.
Deadpool: [laughs] Yeah.
Yukio: [leaves the room with Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Bye, Wade. [waves back]
Colossus: Take your mask off, Wade. We must talk. [Deadpool does so] You need fresh start. With train, you can be X-Man.
Deadpool: You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Men material.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [enters the room with Yukio] Understatement of the year. Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. [Yukio waves at Deadpool]
Deadpool: What in the heck is this?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Deadpool: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. [winks at Yukio]
Yukio: [smiling] I like this guy.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Give him a chance. [to Deadpool] It's great seeing you like this.
Deadpool: [laughs] Yeah.
Yukio: [leaves the room with Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Bye, Wade. [waves back]
Deadpool : Why can't I just die?
Colossus : Take your mask off, Wade. We must talk. [Deadpool does so] You need fresh start. With train, you can be X-Man.
Deadpool : You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Men material.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead : [enters the room with Yukio] Understatement of the year. Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. [Yukio waves at Deadpool]
Deadpool : What in the heck is this?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead : She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Deadpool : Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends ! I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony . [winks at Yukio]
Yukio : [smiling] I like this guy.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead : Give him a chance. [to Deadpool] It's great seeing you like this.
Deadpool : [laughs] Yeah.
Yukio : [leaves the room with Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Bye, Wade. [waves back]
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