Weasel quotes
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Oh, and that guy over there came in looking for you. Real "Grim Reaper" type. I dunno, might further the plot.
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Deadpool. That sounds like a ****ing franchise.
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[To Ajax and Angel Dust, when they leave his bar] You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Enjoy your midnight showing of Blade II.
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Wade, we have a ****ing problem, and by "we", I mean "you".
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[When Deadpool leaves for the climatic fight] I'd go with you...but I don't want to.
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[To Blind Al, after Deadpool leaves, saying he hid a stash of cocaine] Wanna get ****ed up?