[Seeing Wade's mutation for the first time]
Weasel: You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
Wade: Yeah.
Weasel: Not gently. Like it was hate-****ing. There was something wrong with the relationship, and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence.
Wade: And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory, and he's... gone! Poof!
Weasel: Well, you gotta do something to remedy this, 'cause as of now, you only have one course of action.
Wade: Damn straight. Find Francis.
Weasel: [at the same time as Wade] Star in horror films.
Wade: What?
Weasel: Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-****ed a topographical map of Utah.
Wade: Here's what I'm actually gonna do: I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull and **** the brain-hole.
Weasel: I don't wanna see that, or think of it... again. But, the douchebag does think you're dead, right?
Wade: Yeah.
Weasel: That's good. You should keep it that way.
Wade: What, like, wear a mask?
Weasel: Yes. A very thick mask. All the time. I'm sorry, you are... haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares.
Wade: Like a testicle with teeth.
Weasel: You will die alone. I mean, if you could die. Ideally. For others' sake.
Wade: [getting annoyed] That'll do!
Weasel: You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
Wade: Yeah.
Weasel: Not gently. Like it was hate-****ing. There was something wrong with the relationship, and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence.
Wade: And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory, and he's... gone! Poof!
Weasel: Well, you gotta do something to remedy this, 'cause as of now, you only have one course of action.
Wade: Damn straight. Find Francis.
Weasel: [at the same time as Wade] Star in horror films.
Wade: What?
Weasel: Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-****ed a topographical map of Utah.
Wade: Here's what I'm actually gonna do: I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull and **** the brain-hole.
Weasel: I don't wanna see that, or think of it... again. But, the douchebag does think you're dead, right?
Wade: Yeah.
Weasel: That's good. You should keep it that way.
Wade: What, like, wear a mask?
Weasel: Yes. A very thick mask. All the time. I'm sorry, you are... haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares.
Wade: Like a testicle with teeth.
Weasel: You will die alone. I mean, if you could die. Ideally. For others' sake.
Wade: [getting annoyed] That'll do!
[Seeing Wade's mutation for the first time]
Weasel: You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
Wade: Yeah.
Weasel: Not gently. Like it was hate-****ing. There was something wrong with the relationship, and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence.
Wade: And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory, and he's... gone! Poof!
Weasel: Well, you gotta do something to remedy this, 'cause as of now, you only have one course of action.
Wade: Damn straight. Find Francis.
Weasel: [at the same time as Wade] Star in horror films.
Wade: What?
Weasel: Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-****ed a topographical map of Utah.
Wade: Here's what I'm actually gonna do: I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull and **** the brain-hole .
Weasel: I don't wanna see that, or think of it... again. But, the douchebag does think you're dead, right?
Wade: Yeah.
Weasel: That's good. You should keep it that way.
Wade: What, like, wear a mask?
Weasel: Yes. A very thick mask. All the time. I'm sorry, you are... haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares.
Wade: Like a testicle with teeth.
Weasel: You will die alone. I mean, if you could die. Ideally. For others' sake.
Wade: [getting annoyed] That'll do!
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