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View Quote [referring to Gru's bald head from her perspective] It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare at it, and imagine a little chick popping out. [imitates a chick hatchling] Peep-peep-peep.
View Quote [referring to Pollito; smug] Ha! Some guard dog.
View Quote [repeated line; disgusted] Can I be the first to say Ew?
View Quote [to Agnes] Goodnight, Agnes. [kisses her on the forehead] Never get older.
View Quote [to Agnes] Remember when you said that I liked Lucy? Well, it turns out... you're right.
View Quote [to Eduardo/El Macho; holding a fart-blaster gun] Oh, this ain't a jelly gun, sunshine.
View Quote [to Eduardo] I'm just chilling, with the guac... from my chip hat.
View Quote [To Gru, referring to Eduardo, after the family left the party] So, Eduardo is actually El Macho? COOL!
View Quote [to Gru; about Pollito] Hey, that pollo is loco. [chuckles; sees Gru is annoyed] No? Okay, let's go.
View Quote [to Gru; searches her purse and takes out a lipstick-shaped stun gun] You know, you really should announce your weapons after you fire them, Mr. Gru. For example, [shocks Gru with the stun gun, dropping his freeze ray in reaction to it; in a happy singsong voice] Lipstick tazer! [Gru passes out]
View Quote [to Gru; while tied to a rocket; calmly at first] Don't worry about me, Gru, I'll be fine! I have survived lots worse than this. Okay, that's not entirely true [switching from calmly to frantically], I'm actually kind of freaking out up here!
View Quote [to Gru] Are you really gonna save the world?
View Quote [to Gru] I'm happy to create an evil army to destroy the world, but nobody messes with my family.
View Quote [To Gru] I've had an offer of employment elsewhere.
View Quote [to Gru] Just between you and me, you look much better bald. [gives Gru a kiss on one of his cheeks before happily running off] See you tommorrow!