Greg Heffley quotes
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Let me just say for the record that I think middle school may be the dumbest idea ever invented.
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Thank God there are a few normal people or this place would be a total freak show.
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[after getting teased by Quentin] Right now, I have to take abuse from these morons. But in twenty years, Quentin here will be workin' for me.
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She's a girl! Where do I grab her?