Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes

Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

View Quote [When questioned on learning how to dodge balls] That's what this sack of wrenches is for. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! [Throws wrench at Justin, hitting him square in the face] Any other questions?

View Quote An' I'll be splitting my buried treasure with ya... when I find it, that be..

View Quote And can someone catch a god-damn ball! It's like watching a bunch of r****ds trying to **** a doorknob out there!

View Quote Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!

View Quote Ball me Blazer.

View Quote Bollocks!

View Quote Come on! I've seen better runs in my shorts!

View Quote Cram it up your cram hole!

View Quote Differences? You slept with three of my female trainers!

View Quote Donde Esta La Biblioteca, Pedro?

View Quote Gar, this sucks!

View Quote Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!

View Quote Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas!

View Quote He'll probably fall off the rollercoaster and break every bone in his body. [Off the others looks] I'm just sayin'.. Happened to my cousin Reggie. Boop, dead.

View Quote Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.