Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes

Dwight
Patches O'Houlihan
Pepper

Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

View Quote Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it.

View Quote Hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?

View Quote Hold your phone, she's got a cannon!

View Quote Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a ****-flavoured lollipop!

View Quote I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy! I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach.

View Quote I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton. I never could.

View Quote I don't know if you've ever seen a hundred thousand dollars before, except perhaps in the movies. But let me show you something that gets lost in the translation. [opens briefcase revealing single stack of bills]

View Quote I earned this body, and I built this temple with nothing more than some elbow grease and a little can-do attitude... and yes, a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.

View Quote I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton.

View Quote I feel shocked!

View Quote I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.

View Quote I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.

View Quote I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.

View Quote I won that tournament! ****in' Chuck Norris!

View Quote I'd love to, but I don't think they make a 'sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony' Hallmark card.