Bethany Sloane quotes
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It's been my experience that the average male is never a man, not even for ten minutes, in his entire lifespan.
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When a quiet little infection destroyed my uterus, where was God? When my husband decided he couldn't be with a wife who couldn't bear his children, where was God? To Hell with Him.
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Nobody is ****ing me! You got that?!
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So if we're wrong, what's the right religion?
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I'm tired of all this cryptic bullshit. I'm physically and psychologically exhausted, Rufus, and I'm ready to kick back and welcome the end of existence unless you come clean, right now.
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I wouldn't want to let the family down, now would I?
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Remind me to try that water-to-wine thing at my next party.
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I hope you're the skee-ball type.
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Between guys with wings, guys falling out of the sky, and guys trying like hell to **** me, I think I've been a pretty good sport about all of this.