Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood quotes

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Dashiki
Grandma
Loc Dog
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View Quote Doo Rag: What's up with them hoes tonight?

View Quote Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans!

View Quote Korean Woman: [Ashtray is looking at something while the racist Korean woman nervously dusts wine bottles] Hurry up and buy.

View Quote My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style."

View Quote Preacher: And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion! And I said Mount Cavalry! Huh! Y'all gonna help me!

View Quote Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous!

View Quote [after Ashtray hits her] You still hit like a bitch, mother****er.

View Quote [After his friend died because he smoked a powerful joint] Yo, pass that shit!

View Quote [Ashtray and Dashiki are having foreplay on the kitchen floor. Ashtray gets a hot dog out of the fridge and starts rubbing it on Dashiki's face. She sees what it is and takes it from him] Huh uh, fool. That's the baby's lunch.

View Quote [during job interview] Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit."

View Quote [Loc Dog shoots a hole though his bedroom door as Ashtray approaches] Trey, is that you? Hey **** you better start announcing yourself before you get smoked up in here, ****. Damn. You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. Come here you old fool dog mark ass trick, give me some love.

View Quote [repeated line] Mailman: Message!

View Quote [smoking a blunt] [shouts] Damn! This is some good shit.

View Quote [while filling out job application] Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, ****! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!