Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have?
Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army.
Firefly: Why should we have a standing army?
Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.
Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army.
Firefly: Why should we have a standing army?
Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.
Firefly : Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have?
Chicolini : Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army.
Firefly : Why should we have a standing army?
Chicolini : Because then we save money on chairs.
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