Firefly : Where's my Stradivarius? Officer : Here, sir. Firefly : I'll show 'em they can't fiddle around with old Firefly! [he pulls a tommygun out of his violin case and opens fire] Firefly : Look at them run. Now they know they've been in a war. Bob Roland : Your Excellency! Firefly : [making the sound of rat-a-tat-tat] They're fleeing like rats. Bob Roland : But sir, I've got to tell you. Firefly : Remind me to give myself the Firefly Medal for this. Bob Roland : Your Excellency, you're shooting your own men! Firefly : What? Bob Roland : You're shooting your own men! Firefly : Here's $5, keep it under your hat. [holds out his hat to take the $5 back] Firefly : Never mind, I'll keep it under my hat.

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