Dumb and Dumber quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Harry, I got some beef jer....

View Quote How come I didn't get a dildo?

View Quote Good bye my looooove!

View Quote Find a happy place, find a happy place!

View Quote It's okay, I'm a limo driver!

View Quote Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense.

View Quote I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!

View Quote I fell off the jetway again.

View Quote Yea. He must work out.

View Quote [dreaming that he's shooting Mary's husband] DIE!

View Quote [To Harry] We're in a hole .. we're just gonna have to dig ourselves out

View Quote You know what I'm sick and tired of, Harry? I'm sick and tired of having to eek my way through life. I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. (pause) But most of all, I'm sick and tired of having nobody.

View Quote I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. And beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

View Quote Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!

View Quote Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.