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Ed: Can your brother send me brain waves, too?
Eddy: If you only had a brain!
Ed: Aw, come on, Eddy, have a heart!
Edd: Courage... Courage, Eddward...
Eddy: If you only had a brain!
Ed: Aw, come on, Eddy, have a heart!
Edd: Courage... Courage, Eddward...
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Eddy's Brother: Just for old times' sake, let's play uncle.
Eddy: Uncle?
Eddy's Brother: Wanna crash at my place, don't ya?
Eddy: That's why we came all the way– [his brother twists his leg] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Eddy's Brother: Say what?
Eddy: Uncle, uncle, uncle!
[Eddy's brother lets go of Eddy's leg. Eddy's leg untwists like a propeller and he hops around helplessly like a joke shop toy]
Edd: Oh, my!
Eddy's Brother: [Laughing cruelly] That was good, pipsqueak.
Eddy: Can we go inside now?
Eddy's Brother: Why not? Don't forget to wipe your feet.[repeatedly throws Eddy into the trailer wall]
Eddy: Uncle?
Eddy's Brother: Wanna crash at my place, don't ya?
Eddy: That's why we came all the way– [his brother twists his leg] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Eddy's Brother: Say what?
Eddy: Uncle, uncle, uncle!
[Eddy's brother lets go of Eddy's leg. Eddy's leg untwists like a propeller and he hops around helplessly like a joke shop toy]
Edd: Oh, my!
Eddy's Brother: [Laughing cruelly] That was good, pipsqueak.
Eddy: Can we go inside now?
Eddy's Brother: Why not? Don't forget to wipe your feet.[repeatedly throws Eddy into the trailer wall]
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Eddy's Brother: Park don't open 'til noon.
Eddy: I told you he's a whiz at tellin' time!
Eddy's Brother: Pipsqueak?
Eddy: Bro!
Eddy's Brother: Mom and Dad know you're here?
Eddy: As if!
Eddy's Brother: Anyone know you're here?
Eddy: Only these chumps who chased us here!
Eddy's Brother: Just a sec. Aren't those ankle biters from the cul-de-sac?
Eddy: Yeah, and they want to beat me up, all for nothin'.
Kevin: He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later.
Eddy's Brother: "All for nothin'", huh? Still the trouble makin' Eddy, I see.
Eddy: [awkward laugh] Stop it, bro.
Ed: I smell my fingers after I eat cheese.
[Eddy and his brother give Ed a confused look]
Eddy: Um, I told the guys you'd put us up. Ed and Double D.
Edd: I have big experie- Uh, whale- uh... [faints]
[Eddy and his brother laugh]
Eddy: I told you he's a whiz at tellin' time!
Eddy's Brother: Pipsqueak?
Eddy: Bro!
Eddy's Brother: Mom and Dad know you're here?
Eddy: As if!
Eddy's Brother: Anyone know you're here?
Eddy: Only these chumps who chased us here!
Eddy's Brother: Just a sec. Aren't those ankle biters from the cul-de-sac?
Eddy: Yeah, and they want to beat me up, all for nothin'.
Kevin: He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later.
Eddy's Brother: "All for nothin'", huh? Still the trouble makin' Eddy, I see.
Eddy: [awkward laugh] Stop it, bro.
Ed: I smell my fingers after I eat cheese.
[Eddy and his brother give Ed a confused look]
Eddy: Um, I told the guys you'd put us up. Ed and Double D.
Edd: I have big experie- Uh, whale- uh... [faints]
[Eddy and his brother laugh]
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Eddy: [badly bruised] Come on, bro. Give it up!
Eddy's Brother: "Give it up"? I thought you wanted to hang with your "hero".
Eddy: I do, bro! I do!
Edd: Mister Eddy's Brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not, um... [Edd's voice trails off as Eddy's Brother sneers at him] belittle him... in front of his... friends?
Eddy's Brother: Belittle? He's always been little! I like you, girlfriend. [hammers Edd into the ground using Eddy] You got spunk.
Eddy's Brother: "Give it up"? I thought you wanted to hang with your "hero".
Eddy: I do, bro! I do!
Edd: Mister Eddy's Brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not, um... [Edd's voice trails off as Eddy's Brother sneers at him] belittle him... in front of his... friends?
Eddy's Brother: Belittle? He's always been little! I like you, girlfriend. [hammers Edd into the ground using Eddy] You got spunk.
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Eddy: I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie. I just made things up, so everyone would like me, think I was cool. But boy, was I wrong! The scam, my brother... when am I gonna learn, Double D?
[Edd gently takes Eddy's hands and smiles warmly at him]
Edd: I think you just have, Eddy.
[Edd gently takes Eddy's hands and smiles warmly at him]
Edd: I think you just have, Eddy.
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Eddy: This is all your fault, Sockhead!
Edd: My fault? Funny, isn't it, how it's always my fault when another of your amazing scams goes awry!
Eddy: Yeah, well, I didn't see you stop me! You shoulda known it would go bad!
Edd: My fault? Funny, isn't it, how it's always my fault when another of your amazing scams goes awry!
Eddy: Yeah, well, I didn't see you stop me! You shoulda known it would go bad!
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Jonny: The time of reckoning is now, rapscallions! IT'S MELON TIME!
Eddy: WHERE'D HE COME FROM? Jonny! No! Wait!
Jonny: No thanks are necessary, citizens.
Sarah: You idiot! Leave our friends alone!
Kevin: Back off, melon dweeb!
Rolf: Leave some produce for Rolf!
Kevin: Sorry about that. Say, let's go to my place. Jawbreakers are on me!
Eddy: We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!
Edd: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie, Eddy!
Ed: Let's sing a song! [the Eds and the kids (except Jonny, who is pounded by the kids) then sing "Friends are There to Help You", with the "second verse" which is the "same as the first"]
Jimmy: [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…
The Kids (except for Jonny and including the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.
[As the kids sing the song, Wilfred eats out of Captain Melonhead's downed helmet. The Kankers are focused on something else entirely: dragging Eddy's brother inside.]
Lee: First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth! [When the Kankers finish putting Eddy's brother inside, Marie reattaches the door and shortly thereafter, a flurry of girlish giggling erupts.]
Jimmy: Second verse, same as the first! [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…
The Kids (including Jonny too this time with the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.
Eddy: WHERE'D HE COME FROM? Jonny! No! Wait!
Jonny: No thanks are necessary, citizens.
Sarah: You idiot! Leave our friends alone!
Kevin: Back off, melon dweeb!
Rolf: Leave some produce for Rolf!
Kevin: Sorry about that. Say, let's go to my place. Jawbreakers are on me!
Eddy: We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!
Edd: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie, Eddy!
Ed: Let's sing a song! [the Eds and the kids (except Jonny, who is pounded by the kids) then sing "Friends are There to Help You", with the "second verse" which is the "same as the first"]
Jimmy: [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…
The Kids (except for Jonny and including the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.
[As the kids sing the song, Wilfred eats out of Captain Melonhead's downed helmet. The Kankers are focused on something else entirely: dragging Eddy's brother inside.]
Lee: First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth! [When the Kankers finish putting Eddy's brother inside, Marie reattaches the door and shortly thereafter, a flurry of girlish giggling erupts.]
Jimmy: Second verse, same as the first! [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…
The Kids (including Jonny too this time with the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.
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Jonny: This is your craazzyest plan ever, Plank! We'll show them! WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL! What's that? They did, didn't they? Yeeeaahhh... The goody-goody-two-shoe days of Captain Melonhead and Splinter have come to an end! And out of the darkness will rise the villainous days of the Gourd! And his evil cohort, Timber, the Dark Shard! Together, we will exact revenge, on the entire CUL! DE!! SAC!!!
Plank:
Jonny: What?
Plank:
Jonny: There's no time left?
Plank:
Jonny: It's the end of the movie? What movie?
Plank:
Jonny: What?
Plank:
Jonny: There's no time left?
Plank:
Jonny: It's the end of the movie? What movie?
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[After realizing that Ed and Eddy faked their deaths in "quicksand" to mock him, Edd starts to storm off]
Eddy: Hey! Where ya goin'? You're headin' back into the swamp!" [reaching for Edd's shoulder] My bro don't live–-
Edd: [angrily slapping his hand away] DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME! A "SAP"?! Well, excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!
Eddy: [not realizing he's being serious] And?
Edd: It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place!
Ed: I helped too!
Edd: [gives Ed a furious look, then turns back to Eddy] You and your nefarious scams!
Eddy: [now getting angry] Like you were picking daisies! You built the stupid thing!
Edd: If you had paid attention to what I said and NOT pushed the red button...!
[They start brawling]
Ed: Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now!
Edd and Eddy: STAY OUT OF IT, ED!!!
Ed: [to himself, nervously] The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain!
Edd: I've had ENOUGH! [kicks Eddy off] I'm returning home!
Ed: But we can't go home, Double D!
Edd: I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend!
[As he storms off, Eddy looks shocked and his eyes fill with tears]
Ed: Say it ain't so! We are three no more, Eddy! Like hop, skip, and no jump! Like up, up, but no away! Like blah, blah without the other blah!
Eddy: [snapping] FINE!!! GO HOME!!! I DON'T BLAME YA! BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT! [he bursts into tears, and Edd abruptly stops] YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER! [He beats his head and continues sobbing]
Edd: [turns back, totally surprised by Eddy's words, and walks back towards him] Eddy?
Eddy: What? [still sobs]
Edd: [starting to smile] Your shirt, Eddy.
Eddy: [confused] My shirt?
Edd: [pointing at the tears soaked into it] Are those salt deposits from your lamentation? [Eddy looks down, and Edd thwacks his nose] Gotcha!
[After a moment of realization, Eddy smiles back at him]
Ed: [hugs them both happily] WE ARE FRIENDS ONCE MORE, GUYS! To Eddy's big bro's house! [carries them on his shoulders]
Edd: Not that way, Ed. [turns Ed in the right direction] This way.
Eddy: You heard my pal, Ed!
Edd: What would you do without me, Eddy?
Eddy: Don't milk it, Sockhead.
Eddy: Hey! Where ya goin'? You're headin' back into the swamp!" [reaching for Edd's shoulder] My bro don't live–-
Edd: [angrily slapping his hand away] DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME! A "SAP"?! Well, excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!
Eddy: [not realizing he's being serious] And?
Edd: It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place!
Ed: I helped too!
Edd: [gives Ed a furious look, then turns back to Eddy] You and your nefarious scams!
Eddy: [now getting angry] Like you were picking daisies! You built the stupid thing!
Edd: If you had paid attention to what I said and NOT pushed the red button...!
[They start brawling]
Ed: Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now!
Edd and Eddy: STAY OUT OF IT, ED!!!
Ed: [to himself, nervously] The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain!
Edd: I've had ENOUGH! [kicks Eddy off] I'm returning home!
Ed: But we can't go home, Double D!
Edd: I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend!
[As he storms off, Eddy looks shocked and his eyes fill with tears]
Ed: Say it ain't so! We are three no more, Eddy! Like hop, skip, and no jump! Like up, up, but no away! Like blah, blah without the other blah!
Eddy: [snapping] FINE!!! GO HOME!!! I DON'T BLAME YA! BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT! [he bursts into tears, and Edd abruptly stops] YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER! [He beats his head and continues sobbing]
Edd: [turns back, totally surprised by Eddy's words, and walks back towards him] Eddy?
Eddy: What? [still sobs]
Edd: [starting to smile] Your shirt, Eddy.
Eddy: [confused] My shirt?
Edd: [pointing at the tears soaked into it] Are those salt deposits from your lamentation? [Eddy looks down, and Edd thwacks his nose] Gotcha!
[After a moment of realization, Eddy smiles back at him]
Ed: [hugs them both happily] WE ARE FRIENDS ONCE MORE, GUYS! To Eddy's big bro's house! [carries them on his shoulders]
Edd: Not that way, Ed. [turns Ed in the right direction] This way.
Eddy: You heard my pal, Ed!
Edd: What would you do without me, Eddy?
Eddy: Don't milk it, Sockhead.
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[Edd loses his hat]
Eddy: My eyes! They're burning!
Edd: You stop that!
Ed: Does it hurt, Double D?
Edd: Oh, shush!
Eddy: My eyes! They're burning!
Edd: You stop that!
Ed: Does it hurt, Double D?
Edd: Oh, shush!