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[After realizing that Ed and Eddy faked their deaths in "quicksand" to mock him, Edd starts to storm off]
Eddy: Hey! Where ya goin'? You're headin' back into the swamp!" [reaching for Edd's shoulder] My bro don't live–-
Edd: [angrily slapping his hand away] DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME! A "SAP"?! Well, excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!
Eddy: [not realizing he's being serious] And?
Edd: It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place!
Ed: I helped too!
Edd: [gives Ed a furious look, then turns back to Eddy] You and your nefarious scams!
Eddy: [now getting angry] Like you were picking daisies! You built the stupid thing!
Edd: If you had paid attention to what I said and NOT pushed the red button...!
[They start brawling]
Ed: Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now!
Edd and Eddy: STAY OUT OF IT, ED!!!
Ed: [to himself, nervously] The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain!
Edd: I've had ENOUGH! [kicks Eddy off] I'm returning home!
Ed: But we can't go home, Double D!
Edd: I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend!
[As he storms off, Eddy looks shocked and his eyes fill with tears]
Ed: Say it ain't so! We are three no more, Eddy! Like hop, skip, and no jump! Like up, up, but no away! Like blah, blah without the other blah!
Eddy: [snapping] FINE!!! GO HOME!!! I DON'T BLAME YA! BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT! [he bursts into tears, and Edd abruptly stops] YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER! [He beats his head and continues sobbing]
Edd: [turns back, totally surprised by Eddy's words, and walks back towards him] Eddy?
Eddy: What? [still sobs]
Edd: [starting to smile] Your shirt, Eddy.
Eddy: [confused] My shirt?
Edd: [pointing at the tears soaked into it] Are those salt deposits from your lamentation? [Eddy looks down, and Edd thwacks his nose] Gotcha!
[After a moment of realization, Eddy smiles back at him]
Ed: [hugs them both happily] WE ARE FRIENDS ONCE MORE, GUYS! To Eddy's big bro's house! [carries them on his shoulders]
Edd: Not that way, Ed. [turns Ed in the right direction] This way.
Eddy: You heard my pal, Ed!
Edd: What would you do without me, Eddy?
Eddy: Don't milk it, Sockhead.

[After realizing that Ed and Eddy faked their deaths in "quicksand" to mock him, Edd starts to storm off] Eddy : Hey! Where ya goin'? You're headin' back into the swamp!" [reaching for Edd's shoulder] My bro don't live–- Edd : [angrily slapping his hand away] DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME! A "SAP"?! Well, excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world! Eddy : [not realizing he's being serious] And? Edd : It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place! Ed : I helped too! Edd : [gives Ed a furious look, then turns back to Eddy] You and your nefarious scams! Eddy : [now getting angry] Like you were picking daisies! You built the stupid thing! Edd : If you had paid attention to what I said and NOT pushed the red button...! [They start brawling] Ed : Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now! Edd and Eddy : STAY OUT OF IT, ED!!! Ed : [to himself, nervously] The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain! Edd : I've had ENOUGH! [kicks Eddy off] I'm returning home! Ed : But we can't go home, Double D! Edd : I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend! [As he storms off, Eddy looks shocked and his eyes fill with tears] Ed : Say it ain't so! We are three no more, Eddy! Like hop, skip, and no jump! Like up, up, but no away! Like blah, blah without the other blah! Eddy : [snapping] FINE!!! GO HOME!!! I DON'T BLAME YA! BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT! [he bursts into tears, and Edd abruptly stops] YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER! [He beats his head and continues sobbing] Edd : [turns back, totally surprised by Eddy's words, and walks back towards him] Eddy? Eddy : What? [still sobs] Edd : [starting to smile] Your shirt, Eddy. Eddy : [confused] My shirt? Edd : [pointing at the tears soaked into it] Are those salt deposits from your lamentation? [Eddy looks down, and Edd thwacks his nose] Gotcha! [After a moment of realization, Eddy smiles back at him] Ed : [hugs them both happily] WE ARE FRIENDS ONCE MORE, GUYS! To Eddy's big bro's house! [carries them on his shoulders] Edd : Not that way, Ed. [turns Ed in the right direction] This way. Eddy : You heard my pal, Ed! Edd : What would you do without me, Eddy? Eddy : Don't milk it, Sockhead.