Mr. Chang : 4 scorpion bowls in 5 minutes? That's got to be a restaurant record. Davey : Well, right now, I'm gonna go for another restaurant record: Longest burp. [Davey does a loud, long burp as everybody stares at him] Mr. Chang : [sarcastically] Congratulations! Now, please excuse me while I go take shower. Narrator : It ain't a better time of year. You got no school, you can eat like a pig, and people give you stuff. Kind of makes you feel all tingly inside, doesn't it? Whitey : You're not welcome in my house. Davey : Good! Your house sucks! Eleanor : [thinks Davey is holding their house up] Mister, if you're gonna kill us, will you take off your wet shoes? You're soaking the carpet.

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