Finding Nemo quotes

View Quote Sheldon: I'm H2O intolerant.

View Quote Bloat: Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white! You have been summoned to the top of Mt. Wannahokaloogie to join with us, in the fraternal bonds... of tankhood.
Nemo: Huh?!
Peach: We want you in our club, kid.
Nemo: Oh, cool!
Bloat: If you can survive... the Ring... of... FIRE!!!
[Nothing happens.]
Bloat: Come on, the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire!
[Jacques suddenly comes to attention.]
Jacques: Sorry!
Bloat: You said you could do this!
[Bubbles explode out of the top of the "volcano".]
Bloat: The Ring of Fire!

View Quote Bruce: Fish are friends, not food.
Anchor: Except stinkin' dolphins!
Chum: Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're so cute! "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you!"

View Quote Dory: [swimming upside down] C'mon! You gotta try this!
Marlin: Will you just STOP IT?! We're in a whale, don't you get it?!
Dory: A whale?
Marlin: A WHALE!! Because you asked for help, and now we're stuck here!
Dory: [looking around her] Wow. A whale. You know, I speak whale...
Marlin: No, Dory! You're insane! You CAN'T. SPEAK. WHALE!

View Quote Dory: [the whale speaks to her] Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said "go to the back of the throat", or "he wants a root-beer float".
Marlin: Of course he wants us to go there! That's EATING us!! [rubs his tail on the whale's tongue] How do I taste, Moby? Do I taste good?! [to Dory] You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!
Dory: Okay. HeeEEEEE--
Marlin: Stop talking to him!!!

View Quote Dory: AAAAH! Something's got me!
Marlin: That was me, I'm sorry.
Dory: Who's that?!
Marlin: Who's that? Who could it be?! It's me!
Dory: Are... are you my conscience?
Marlin: [sighs, exasperated] Yes. Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Dory: Meh. Can't complain.
Marlin: Huh. Good. Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
[A dim light gradually appears.]
Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. I see a light. Hey conscience, am I dead?
Marlin: No, no, I see it too.
Dory: It's so... [hypnotised] pretty...
Marlin: [also hypnotised] I feel... happy. Which is a big deal... for me.
Dory: I want to touch it...
[She does; the light bobs quickly away]
Both: Ooh...
Marlin: Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get you.
Dory: Come here.
Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna swim with you...
Dory: I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna be your best friend...
[The light is attached to a terrifying angler fish, which looms into view.]
Marlin: Good feeling's gone.

View Quote Dory: Have you seen a orange fish swim by? It looks just like him.
[She points at Nemo.]
Nemo: But bigger!
Crab: Yeah, I saw him, Bluey. But I'm not telling you where he went! And there's no way you're gonna make me.
[Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see.]
Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Crab: AAAH! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds!

View Quote Dory: He [the whale] says "It's time to let go!"
Marlin: But, but, how do you know nothing bad will happen?
Dory: I don't!

View Quote Dory: How about we play a game?
Marlin: All right.
Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
Marlin: It's me.
Dory: Right!
[Later]
Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin: Me again.
Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
[Even later]
Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin: Me. And the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary.

View Quote Gill: From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.
Gurgle: Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.

View Quote Marlin: But, but dude how do you know when they're ready?
Crush: Well you never really know you know, but when they know you'll know, ya know?

View Quote Marlin: How many stripes do I have?
Nemo: I'm fine
Marlin: Answer the stripe question!
Nemo: Three.
Marlin: No! See?! Something's wrong with you! I have one, two... three? That's all I have?

View Quote Marlin: Look! Already it's half empty!
Dory: Hmm. I'd say it's half full.
Marlin: Stop that!

View Quote Marlin: No no no, he's my son. He was taken by these divers.
Anchor: Humans. Think they own everything. Probably AMERICAN!

View Quote Nemo: [sees a boat] What's that?
Tad: I know what that is! Oh! Oh! Sandy Plankton saw one, he calls-he said it was called a... a butt!
Pearl: Wow, that's a pretty big butt.