Fish Called Wanda, A quotes

34 total quotes

Multiple Characters
Otto
Wanda

View Quote I knew you'd come along and **** it up! I was dealing with something delicate. I'm setting up a guy who's important to us, who'll tell me where the loot is and if you'll be arrested, and you come loping in like Rambo and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window! Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?

View Quote I looked at the clock, 'cuz I was saying to myself "Where could he be going at five to seven with that sawed-off shotgun?"

View Quote I love looking at your ass when you walk is that beautiful or what?Don't go near him, HE'S MINE!!!

View Quote I mean, what the **** are you doing robbing your own house?

View Quote I used to kill for the C.I.A.

View Quote It's a Buddhist meditation technique, focuses your aggression. The monks used to do it before they went into battle.

View Quote It's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-kill me!

View Quote Now, about my sister. Look, she's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. **** her blue.

View Quote Oh you English are SO superior aren't you. Well would like to know where you'd be without US the good old USofA to protect you? The smallest ****ing province in eastern Europe thats where, so DON'T call me stupid lady just THANK me. If it wern't for us you'd all be speaking German, singing Deustchland Deutstchland uber alles.

View Quote So the old lady's gonna m-m-meet with an accident, eh, K-K-Ken?

View Quote The British contribution to world cuisine, the chip. What do the English eat WITH chips to make them more interesting? WAIT A MOMENT, it's FISH isn't it?

View Quote To be honest I hate them with their stupid phoney accents. Not you Ken you have a beautiful speaking voice, when it works.

View Quote To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs!

View Quote We did NOT lose Vietnam it was a tie.

View Quote Well, Ken... I'm going to ask you some questions, while I eat my chips. First, who was the philosopher who developed the concept of the superman in Also sprach Zarathustra? No? That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.