Tommy Johnson quotes

View Quote What else you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in ya ****ing armchair wanking off to Pop Idols? then try and avoid your wife's gaze struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away. Love it!

View Quote Kicked half to death, florists, cabbies, nightmares and visions; one of the old soldiers gone forever; Bright gone for a seven; and bollocks so ruptured that the only thing I'll be pulling for months is a chain. After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was all worth it... course it ****ing was!

View Quote Jesus! I was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick wank...

View Quote There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job. Casual sex, heavily cut drugs and occasionally kicking **** out of someone.

View Quote What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your ****in' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? **** that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!

View Quote Problem was, he'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone. And the correct medical term for that is a "total ****in' psycho".

View Quote I'm gonna smash the ****in' granny out of that.

View Quote Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like having V.D. The ****ing pain goes on forever. But that's what makes it so exciting.

View Quote My granddad, old Bill Farrell, drove us to drink with his stories about the war and how he fought to put the "Great" into Britain. He said fighting at football was nothing compared to fighting with the Germans... Although, he was right. We're an island race. It's what we do best. It's not about color or race, it's just the buzz of being in the frontline. Truth is, I just love to fight.

View Quote The next best thing to violence is sex. And seeing as there's nearly 500,000 single women in London, I must be in with half a chance. Especially as I'd **** anything that's breathing.

View Quote 500,000 single women in London and I still can't get me fakin end away cause I'm a fakin stumblebum.