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[In response to Matthew the waiter's question about how Aldous liked his CD] Oh, I was gonna listen to your CD, but then I just went on living my life.
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I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
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I would rather have my testicles spread wafer thin and then sort of pasted with honey and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals and then I would like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi.
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Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
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When life hands you lemons, just say **** the lemons and bail.
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You've got Christ between your thighs... but with a shorter beard.