Matthew Van Der Wyk : [into the phone, deadpan] Well, I would love to sell you some weed, Jeremy, but I'm at my ****ing job right now. Obviously, because you called me at work, you know that I'm at my place of work. So, I can't just leave here and sell you some weed. I can sell you some weed when I'm done. [notices Peter approaching] Hold on, I gotta call you back. Mahalo , all right! Hey, how's it going? Peter Bretter : Hey. Uh, I'd just like to grab some dinner, please. Matthew Van Der Wyk : Okay, great. Is your wife gonna meet you? Peter Bretter : No. Matthew Van Der Wyk : Or, your girlfriend? Peter Bretter : No. I don't, uh, I don't have a girlfriend. Matthew Van Der Wyk : You're just... by yourself? Peter Bretter : Yeah. Matthew Van Der Wyk : Man, that sucks. Okay, so just one! Here's your wine list and your menu. Come on. [leads him to his table] Do you want. like, a magazine or something? It's gonna be boring if you're just sitting all by yourself. Peter Bretter : I'll be all right, thank you. Matthew Van Der Wyk : I just would be so depressed.

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