Four Weddings And A Funeral quotes

View Quote Charles: Yes, it's odd, isn't it? All these years we've been single and proud of it and never noticed that two of us were, in effect, married all this time. Tom: Traitors in our midst.

View Quote David

View Quote David: How are you doing? Charles: You remember the time you started dad's boat and the propeller cut my leg to shreds? David: Yeah? Charles: This is worse.

View Quote Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.

View Quote Do you think I'd hate him as much if he wasn't my brother?

View Quote Excuse me. I think I had better be where other people are not.

View Quote Father Gerald: In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spigot. Spirit!

View Quote Fiona

View Quote Fiona: about congratulating parents of bride and groom God, I never know what to say in these ghastly line-ups. Gareth: It's a cinch! Just give a big warm hug and say the bride looks... pregnant. Matthew: Or you can stick with convention and say "You must be very proud." Fiona: Heaven preserve us... in the line Fiona: You must be very proud!

View Quote Fiona: Discussing the first time one performs a wedding It's rather like the first time one has sex, I suppose. Father Gerald: I suppose so. Fiona: Only not as messy, and far less cause for condoms.

View Quote Fiona: Where's Gareth? Matthew: Torturing Americans. Fiona: How thoughtful of him.

View Quote First of all, l'd like to thank all of you who've flown in from the States. I'm really touched. As for the rest of you, l'd have thought that lots of frightful Americans flying in was an excuse for staying away, so I thank you, too.

View Quote ****-a-doodle-doo!

View Quote Gareth

View Quote Gareth: I've got a new theory about marriage. Two people are in love, they live together, and then suddenly one day, they run out of conversation. Charles: Uh-huh. Gareth: Totally. I mean they can't think of a single thing to say to each other. That's it: panic! Then suddenly it-it occurs to the chap that there is a way out of the deadlock. Charles: Which is? Gareth: He'll ask her to marry him. Charles: Brilliant! Brilliant! Gareth: Suddenly they've got something to talk about for the rest of their lives. Charles: Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation. Gareth: The definitive icebreaker.