The Girl Next Door quotes

View Quote April: [to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.

View Quote Danielle: [repeated line] What's the craziest thing you've done lately?

View Quote Danielle: Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?

View Quote Danielle: Just go with it.

View Quote Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't **** her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! **** HER FOR ME! FOR ME!

View Quote Eli: God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!

View Quote Eli: I just gotta **** something.

View Quote Eli: Minions!

View Quote Hugo Posh's Parrot: <whistles> Cradle the balls!

View Quote Matthew: [after Kelly gives him ectasy] Oh my God, am I gonna die?!?

View Quote Matthew: [while giving Danielle a crumpled paper] I just want you to know that I know who you really are, and you're better than this. [Danielle uncrumples the paper and it is the drawing she made of the girl with lipstick at the table with Matthew.]

View Quote Matthew: Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.

View Quote Matthew: Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically [mumbling] being a ****ing boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your future, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.

View Quote Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.

View Quote Eli: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude!
Matthew: I know.