Good Morning, Vietnam quotes
71 total quotesLieutenant Hauk
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Sgt. Major Dickerson
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Oh, Edward, Edward, you don't understand. I've been on a small Greek island with a lotta women who look like Zorba. I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again, and now that I do you won't even turn the car around? [scoffs] Thanks a lot.
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Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
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Sir, there is no such thing as "only" anymore. Not now. Not in Saigon.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
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That's Marty Lee Drywitz. He's impeccably clean. This man has cleaning products shipped in from Wisconsin. He's also one of your roommates, so if I were you, I'd think about suicide.
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The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is that a large woman standing near the river going [in Butch voice] "Don't go near there!" [in Girly voice] "But Betty-" [in Butch voice] "Don't go near there! Get away from the river! Stay away from there." I know, we can't use the word "****." You can't even say "lesbian", it's "women in comfortable shoes." Thank you very much.
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What is this "demilitarized zone?" What do they mean, "police action?" Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn going, "Uh, she looks pretty to me."
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Why, son, the shadow of your ass'd weigh 20 pounds.
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You know, it wouldn't kill you people to salute me once in a while.
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You shut your ****ing hole!
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You're a very attractive man, Abersold. Don't think I haven't noticed.