Jeff quotes
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Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.
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I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.
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My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
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I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.
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Line up you ****in' nerds. Who's wants a shot at the champ!?
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Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.
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What's goin' on, shitlips?
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Whats up Douche Bigelow?
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You're dead to me, over.
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[sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.
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That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.
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Nice karma, Guy-Blow.
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I have to pee out of my ass.
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[to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job] Noo way! Was he silent?
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Wassup, Silver Fox?
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Oh, I started a fight club.
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Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!
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Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.
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Yea.. but it's a ****ing sweet car!
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[Mimicking J.P.] My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
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Let's do it—The levels I mean, not sex.
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Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?
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That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
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Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
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Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?
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Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.
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Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie! (Barry: For thirteen hours!)
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Dude, we were just kidding JP. (mimicking JP's Robot voice) Dont be mad at us!
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Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
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Let's ****ing rage!
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Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...(said like a news anchor) "A little Hiroshima on my balls".
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Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
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Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!
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Hello........Cool i hope its a naked dude with a boner.
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I love my turtle.