J.P. quotes
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[robot voice] AdiĆ³s turd-nuggets.
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Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip. [sobs]
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How can he see me?
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But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that.
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Does it scare you Kain?
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It's the future of gaming.
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You would if you had robot ears.
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I hate your face!
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[robot voice] I am not amused.
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[robot voice] Please sit on my face.
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[robot voice] I want you to drink from my man faucet.
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[robot voice] Must ingest more fuel.
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[when Alex asks him how his game is going that he is developing] People will bow to it.
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[robot voice in dismay] Alex is ****ing Samantha!