Groundhog Day quotes
97 total quotesLarry
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Ned Ryerson
Phil Connors
Rita
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Rita: I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way.
Phil: My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.
Phil: My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.
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Rita: I'm sorry? What was that again?
Phil: I'm a god.
Rita: You're God.
Phil: I'm a god — I'm not the God, I don't think.
Rita: Because you survived a car wreck?
Phil: I didn't just survive a wreck; I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.
Rita: Oh really?
Phil: [nods] Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender: I am an immortal.
Rita: Why are you telling me this?
Phil: Because I want you to believe in me.
Rita: You're not a god. You can take my word for it; this is 12 years of Catholic school talkin'.
Phil: I'm a god.
Rita: You're God.
Phil: I'm a god — I'm not the God, I don't think.
Rita: Because you survived a car wreck?
Phil: I didn't just survive a wreck; I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.
Rita: Oh really?
Phil: [nods] Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender: I am an immortal.
Rita: Why are you telling me this?
Phil: Because I want you to believe in me.
Rita: You're not a god. You can take my word for it; this is 12 years of Catholic school talkin'.
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Rita: Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons. Pervert.
Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons. Pervert.
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Rita: Would you like to come to dinner with Larry and me?
Phil: No thank you. I've seen Larry eat.
Phil: No thank you. I've seen Larry eat.
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[Phil drives a truck off a cliff] He might be ok. [explosion] Well, no, probably not now.
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[playing chicken with an oncoming train] I'm betting he's going to swerve first.
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[to Ned] Let's not spoil it.
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[to Phil] Hey, no, no no no. Nobody honks this horn but me. Okay pal.