Groundhog Day quotes

97 total quotes

Larry
Multiple Characters
Ned Ryerson
Phil Connors
Rita

View Quote People like blood sausage, too. People are morons.

View Quote Prima donna.

View Quote So'd you turn pro with that belly button thing, Ned?

View Quote Somebody asked me today, "Phil, if you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?" And I said to him, "Prob'ly right here - Elko, Nevada, our nation's high at 79 today." Out in California, they're gonna have some warm weather tomorrow, gang wars, and some very overpriced real estate. Up in the Pacific Northwest, as you can see, they're gonna have some very, very tall trees.

View Quote Thats not bad for a quadruped.

View Quote The wretch, concentered all in self; living shall forfeit fair renown, and doubly dying shall go down, to the vile depths from whence he sprung, unwept, unhonored, and unsung.

View Quote There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.

View Quote This is a man we are talking about, right?

View Quote This is Nancy, she works in a dress shop... and she makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited.

View Quote This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

View Quote This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry? [Larry shakes his head "no."] Untie your tongue, and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? [Rita shakes her head "no."]

View Quote Today is tomorrow. It happened!

View Quote Watch that step! It's a doozie!

View Quote Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...

View Quote Well, we mustn't keep our public waiting.