Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay quotes

View Quote Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's sweet! 'Cuz we're fugitives. Driving a yellow convertible with the top down, dressed like assholes!

View Quote Ugh, smells like burnt asshole.

View Quote Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf!

View Quote What in the **** was that?

View Quote You ****ing pissed on me, you racist ****!

View Quote You guys wanna know something real ****ed up and awesome that I did? I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick!

View Quote You remember that time that you broke into the animal lab and, like, stole that monkey and put it in Andy Rosenberg's dorm room?

View Quote [Reciting the poem 'The Square Root of 3'] I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sum, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.