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Stanley Yelnats: [runs to Armpit] Hey, Theodore, is there a place I can fill my canteen up with water? [Armpit puts Stanley in a headlock]
Squid: I know he smells that.
Armpit: Yo, my name is not Theodore. [shoves Stanley to the ground] It's Armpit. There's a water spigot over there.
Squid: I know he smells that.
Armpit: Yo, my name is not Theodore. [shoves Stanley to the ground] It's Armpit. There's a water spigot over there.
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[About her rattlesnake venom nail polish] It's perfectly harmless... [strokes Stanley's cheek with her fingers] when it's dry.
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[Last line, after end credits] But if you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
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[Orders Mr. Pendanski to fill Stanleys canteen] If that's too much trouble, you can grab a shovel and Caveman here can fill the canteens.
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[Repeated line] Excuse me?
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[To Elya Yelnats] If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
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[To Elya Yelnats] You must carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain and sing while I drink so I can get strong, too.
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[To Stanley, after preparing to give him a bottle of soda and faking out] Well, you're a bag of tricks.
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[To Stanley] You don't bother them, they won't bother you, usually. Being bit by a rattler ain't the worst thing that can happen to you. You won't die...usually. But, you don't wanna get bit by a yellow-spotted lizard. That is the worst thing that can happen to you. You will die a slow and painful death. Always.
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[To Zero, unknowingly referring to Sam's donkey] You know what I keep thinking? Imagine how fine this Mary Lou probably looked in a bikini.
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[Voice-over] I guess you'll have to fill in the rest of the holes yourself.
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[Voice-over] Now, I don't really believe in the family curse, but when things go wrong, it kind of helps if you can blame it on someone. And for me, things went wrong a lot.
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[Walks into the tent after Mr. Pendanski, who is inside, says that no one cares about Zero] I do.
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[When Armpit tries to pass off a stove knob as something he found] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?
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[When asked what they will say to Stanley's lawyer when she returns looking for him] You'll do as I say. [Leaves]