Stanley Yelnats quotes

View Quote [When the Warden begs him to let her look in the trunk] Excuse me?

View Quote [Voice-over] Now, I don't really believe in the family curse, but when things go wrong, it kind of helps if you can blame it on someone. And for me, things went wrong a lot.

View Quote [When asked who's fault if is he is at the camp by Mr. Pendanski] My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. That's who it is.

View Quote [Walks into the tent after Mr. Pendanski, who is inside, says that no one cares about Zero] I do.

View Quote [Voice-over] I guess you'll have to fill in the rest of the holes yourself.

View Quote [To Zero, unknowingly referring to Sam's donkey] You know what I keep thinking? Imagine how fine this Mary Lou probably looked in a bikini.