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[Wayne failed to kill a deer, as he was more attracted to a Frisbee, much to Drac's annoyance]
Drac: Some werewolf. Did you actually say the word, "growl"? You're a were wussy!
Wayne: [with a Frisbee in his mouth] I said I was rusty.
Drac: Some werewolf. Did you actually say the word, "growl"? You're a were wussy!
Wayne: [with a Frisbee in his mouth] I said I was rusty.
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[Winnie has spotted Dennis and tackled him out of Drac's hands.]
Winnie: [knocks him to the ground] Dennis, I love you! Zing!
Dennis: [gets to his feet] Hi, Winnie.
Winnie: [climbs onto his head] I just love your yummy strawberry locks! [glomps him] Zing zing! [Dennis laughs as she licks him]
Wanda: Winnie, give him his space! [to Mavis] I'm so sorry.
Winnie: [knocks him to the ground] Dennis, I love you! Zing!
Dennis: [gets to his feet] Hi, Winnie.
Winnie: [climbs onto his head] I just love your yummy strawberry locks! [glomps him] Zing zing! [Dennis laughs as she licks him]
Wanda: Winnie, give him his space! [to Mavis] I'm so sorry.
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[fighting with Drac, who is trying to pull a Frisbee out of his mouth] No! It's my Frisbee! I fetched it!
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[from trailer] But then I'll be all alone.
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[from trailer] Dad, don't give me the pouty bat face.
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[his first words] Bleh, bleh-bleh.
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[observing Johnny's costume, based on the 1992 film of Dracula] What's that thing on your head? Looks like my grandmother's boobies!
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[shouting out the hotel to Drac] And I'm going to be a dad!
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[to Drac about Blobby] I told him he can come. He's never been outside the hotel.
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[to Drac about Vlad] You have a dad? That's funny.
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[to Mavis] Alright, I'll go wake my backpack.
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[to Vlad] You wanna throw down, old man?! Certified yellow belt since 1997.
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A monster always shares.
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Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man!
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Cebause you're just a weak little boy.