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Check it out. Oh, yeah. This is how I rolled every summer!
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Happy birthday, Dennis! I made you a treat. [Dennis: Dead pigeon?] Enjoy it. 'Cause once I graduate business school and start running a company, you're not gonna get home-cooked meals like this anymore.
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How cute.
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I don't say "bleh bleh bleh"!
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Sandstorm? It's been awhile!
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The scariest monster of all is diabetes!
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We don't need to kill anymore. We have Pop-Tarts.
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Woohoo! I'm gonna be a grandpa!
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You are perfect! You're the nicest boy I know, and I have 300 brothers!
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You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [imitating Dracula] "Let's go, my hero!" [normal voice] Cebause I'm Batman! [imitating Drac] "Yes, to the Batmobile!"