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Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!
Shelley: Yeah, hence!
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Natalie: Shelley that's Colby. I'm in love with him.
Shelley: That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out?
Natalie: Hah no, I've never even talked to him.
Shelley: That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out?
Natalie: Hah no, I've never even talked to him.
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Shelley: Hef's kicking me out? Why would he do that? This is my home! This is my family!
Marvin: I hate to say this, Shelley, but maybe it's because of your age.
Shelley: But I'm 27.
Marvin: Yeah, but that's like 59 in Bunny Years.
Marvin: I hate to say this, Shelley, but maybe it's because of your age.
Shelley: But I'm 27.
Marvin: Yeah, but that's like 59 in Bunny Years.
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Shelley: I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
Natalie: That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
Shelley: I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
Natalie: What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her?
Shelley: He's gay?
Natalie: That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
Shelley: I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
Natalie: What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her?
Shelley: He's gay?
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Shelley: I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help you guys.
Natalie: A-a bunny? You mean like a centerfold?
Shelley: Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls with Charlie Sheen."
Natalie: A-a bunny? You mean like a centerfold?
Shelley: Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls with Charlie Sheen."
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A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.
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I gotta meet this fricken bird!
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I like that word...Man Hole.
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I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me.
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Kindness is just love with its work boots on.
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OWW!! BITCH SUCK!!!
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President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii.
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SWEET BALLS!!!
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The eyes are the nipples of the face.
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Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry.