Shelley quotes
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Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry.
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The eyes are the nipples of the face.
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SWEET BALLS!!!
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President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii.
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Kindness is just love with its work boots on.
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Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!
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I gotta meet this fricken bird!
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OWW!! BITCH SUCK!!!
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I like that word...Man Hole.
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A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.
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I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me.