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Ruffnut: [to Hiccup] You're crazy! [romantically] I like that...
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Tuffnut: [repeated line] OH, I'M HURT! I AM VERY MUCH HURT!
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Tuffnut: [riding the Hideous Zippleback, Barf and Belch with Ruffnut] LOOK AT US! WE'RE ON A DRAGON! WE'RE ON DRAGONS! ALL OF US!
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Tuffnut: [to Hiccup] You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon... [Hiccup stares at him blankly] That's me.
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Astrid: [hanging from a tree branch] Hiccup, get me down from here!
Hiccup: [pleading] You have to give me a chance to explain!
Astrid: I am not listening to anything you have to say!!
Hiccup: Then I won't speak. Just let me show you. [softer] Please, Astrid.
Hiccup: [pleading] You have to give me a chance to explain!
Astrid: I am not listening to anything you have to say!!
Hiccup: Then I won't speak. Just let me show you. [softer] Please, Astrid.
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Astrid: It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything; your father, your tribe, your best friend...
Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up. [sadly] Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would've been better, for everyone.
Astrid: Yep, the rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you? [Hiccup doesn't answer] Why didn't you?
Hiccup: I don't know. I couldn't.
Astrid: That's not an answer.
Hiccup: [irate] Why is this so important to you all of a sudden?
Astrid: Because I want to remember what you say, right now.
Hiccup: [angrily] Oh, for the love of - I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn't kill a dragon.
Astrid: You said "wouldn't" that time.
Hiccup: [snaps] Well, whatever! I WOULDN'T! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon.
[Silence]
Astrid: First to ride one, though. So...?
Hiccup: I wouldn't kill him... because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.
Astrid: I bet he's really frightened now. What are you going to do about it?
Hiccup: Eh, probably something stupid.
Astrid: Good, but you've already done that.
Hiccup: ...Then something crazy. [runs off]
Astrid: [smiles] That's more like it. [follows him]
Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up. [sadly] Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would've been better, for everyone.
Astrid: Yep, the rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you? [Hiccup doesn't answer] Why didn't you?
Hiccup: I don't know. I couldn't.
Astrid: That's not an answer.
Hiccup: [irate] Why is this so important to you all of a sudden?
Astrid: Because I want to remember what you say, right now.
Hiccup: [angrily] Oh, for the love of - I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn't kill a dragon.
Astrid: You said "wouldn't" that time.
Hiccup: [snaps] Well, whatever! I WOULDN'T! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon.
[Silence]
Astrid: First to ride one, though. So...?
Hiccup: I wouldn't kill him... because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.
Astrid: I bet he's really frightened now. What are you going to do about it?
Hiccup: Eh, probably something stupid.
Astrid: Good, but you've already done that.
Hiccup: ...Then something crazy. [runs off]
Astrid: [smiles] That's more like it. [follows him]
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Gobber: All dragons have a limited number of shots! How many does a Gronckle have?
Snotlout: Five?!
'Fishlegs: NO, SIX!
Gobber: Correct, six! That's one for each of you! [The Gronckle, Meatlug blasts Fishlegs' shield] Fishlegs, OUT.
[Fishlegs runs away, screaming]
Snotlout: Five?!
'Fishlegs: NO, SIX!
Gobber: Correct, six! That's one for each of you! [The Gronckle, Meatlug blasts Fishlegs' shield] Fishlegs, OUT.
[Fishlegs runs away, screaming]
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Gobber: Meet the Terrible Terror!
[From a pet door emerges a small, green dragon about the size of a Chihuahua.]
Tuffnut: Ha! That's like the size of my-- [the Terror leaps onto his face] AAH! OH, GET IT OFF! [The Terrible Terror chases a shiny light created by Hiccup's shield back into the enclosure] [to Astrid, while she glares] Wow, he's better than you ever were.
[From a pet door emerges a small, green dragon about the size of a Chihuahua.]
Tuffnut: Ha! That's like the size of my-- [the Terror leaps onto his face] AAH! OH, GET IT OFF! [The Terrible Terror chases a shiny light created by Hiccup's shield back into the enclosure] [to Astrid, while she glares] Wow, he's better than you ever were.
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Gobber: Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off.
Hiccup: What, who, me? No, come on; I'm way too muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all... [flexing] this.
Gobber: Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
Hiccup: What, who, me? No, come on; I'm way too muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all... [flexing] this.
Gobber: Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
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Gobber: WELCOME TO DRAGON TRAINING!
Astrid: No turning back.
[The teens enter the arena and look around in wonder]
Tuffnut: I hope I get some serious burns!
Ruffnut: I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or lower back.
Astrid: [wryly] Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.
Hiccup: [entering behind the others; unenthusiastic] Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain, love it.
Tuffnut: Oh, great! Who let him in?
Gobber: Let's get started! The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.
Snotlout: [jokingly] Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so does that disqualify him, or...?
[All of the students, except Hiccup, snicker]
Tuffnut: Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?
Gobber: [aside, to Hiccup] Don't worry, you're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target. They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. [aloud, to the other teens] Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight! The Deadly Nadder...
Fishlegs: Speed: 8, Armor: 16
Gobber: The Hideous Zippleback...
Fishlegs: Plus 11 stealth. Times 2.
Gobber: The Monstrous Nightmare...
Fishlegs: Firepower: 15.
Gobber: The Terrible Terror...
Fishlegs: Attack: 8, venom: 12!
Gobber: [irritated] CAN YOU STOP THAT?! [calms down] And...the Gronckle.
Fishlegs: [whispers to Hiccup] Jaw strength: 8.
Astrid: No turning back.
[The teens enter the arena and look around in wonder]
Tuffnut: I hope I get some serious burns!
Ruffnut: I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or lower back.
Astrid: [wryly] Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.
Hiccup: [entering behind the others; unenthusiastic] Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain, love it.
Tuffnut: Oh, great! Who let him in?
Gobber: Let's get started! The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.
Snotlout: [jokingly] Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so does that disqualify him, or...?
[All of the students, except Hiccup, snicker]
Tuffnut: Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?
Gobber: [aside, to Hiccup] Don't worry, you're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target. They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. [aloud, to the other teens] Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight! The Deadly Nadder...
Fishlegs: Speed: 8, Armor: 16
Gobber: The Hideous Zippleback...
Fishlegs: Plus 11 stealth. Times 2.
Gobber: The Monstrous Nightmare...
Fishlegs: Firepower: 15.
Gobber: The Terrible Terror...
Fishlegs: Attack: 8, venom: 12!
Gobber: [irritated] CAN YOU STOP THAT?! [calms down] And...the Gronckle.
Fishlegs: [whispers to Hiccup] Jaw strength: 8.
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Gobber: [telling a story] And with one twist, took my hand and swallowed it whole! And I saw the look in his face - I was delicious. He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg.
Fishlegs: Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like, if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed the dragon from the inside by crushing its heart or something.
Snotlout: I swear, I'm so ANGRY right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot! I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight - with my face!
Gobber: Uh-uh-uh, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A downed dragon is a dead dragon.
Fishlegs: Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like, if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed the dragon from the inside by crushing its heart or something.
Snotlout: I swear, I'm so ANGRY right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot! I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight - with my face!
Gobber: Uh-uh-uh, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A downed dragon is a dead dragon.
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Hiccup: [after making a disaster of the latest dragon raid] Okay, but I hit a Night Fury. [Stoick angrily grabs him and drags him away] It's not like the last few times, Dad! I mean, I really actually hit it! You guys were busy, and I had a very clear shot. It went down just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there before it--
Stoick: [shouts] STOP! [Hiccup stops, surprised] Just...stop. Every time you step outside, disaster follows! Can you not see that I have bigger problems?! Winter is almost here, and I have an entire village to feed.
Hiccup: [lowers his voice] Well, between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't you think?
Stoick: This isn't a joke, Hiccup! [sighs] Why can't you follow the simplest orders?
Hiccup: I-I can't stop myself. I see a dragon and I have to just...kill it! You know? It's who I am, Dad.
Stoick: [sighs] You are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house. [to Gobber] Make sure he gets there. I have his mess to clean up.
Stoick: [shouts] STOP! [Hiccup stops, surprised] Just...stop. Every time you step outside, disaster follows! Can you not see that I have bigger problems?! Winter is almost here, and I have an entire village to feed.
Hiccup: [lowers his voice] Well, between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't you think?
Stoick: This isn't a joke, Hiccup! [sighs] Why can't you follow the simplest orders?
Hiccup: I-I can't stop myself. I see a dragon and I have to just...kill it! You know? It's who I am, Dad.
Stoick: [sighs] You are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house. [to Gobber] Make sure he gets there. I have his mess to clean up.
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Hiccup: [seeing the newly reformed Berk] I knew it... I'm dead.
Stoick: [chuckling] No, but you gave it your best shot. So, what do you think?
Viking: Look, it's Hiccup!
[The Vikings gather around Stoick and Hiccup]
Stoick: Turns out all we needed was a little more of... [points to Hiccup] this.
Hiccup: [surprised] You just gestured to all of me.
[Stoick smiles and nods]
Gobber: Well, most of you. [gestures to Hiccup's peg leg] That bit's my handiwork, with a little Hiccup flair throw in. You think it'll do?
Hiccup: [looks at it; lightheartedly] I might make a few tweaks.
[The Vikings laugh. Astrid comes up behind Hiccup and punches him in the arm]
Astrid: That's for scaring me!
Hiccup: [shocked] Wha-what?! What, is it always gonna be this way? 'Cause-- [Astrid cuts him off by kissing him on the lips. Hiccup's expression changes to one of pleasant surprise.] I could get used to it.
[Astrid smiles]
Stoick: [chuckling] No, but you gave it your best shot. So, what do you think?
Viking: Look, it's Hiccup!
[The Vikings gather around Stoick and Hiccup]
Stoick: Turns out all we needed was a little more of... [points to Hiccup] this.
Hiccup: [surprised] You just gestured to all of me.
[Stoick smiles and nods]
Gobber: Well, most of you. [gestures to Hiccup's peg leg] That bit's my handiwork, with a little Hiccup flair throw in. You think it'll do?
Hiccup: [looks at it; lightheartedly] I might make a few tweaks.
[The Vikings laugh. Astrid comes up behind Hiccup and punches him in the arm]
Astrid: That's for scaring me!
Hiccup: [shocked] Wha-what?! What, is it always gonna be this way? 'Cause-- [Astrid cuts him off by kissing him on the lips. Hiccup's expression changes to one of pleasant surprise.] I could get used to it.
[Astrid smiles]
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Hiccup: [Toothless starts to drop] Oh no.
Asrid: AAHHHHHH!
Hiccup: Toothless WHAT ARE YOU DOING we need her to LIKE us. [Toothless starts spinning] And now, the spinning. [Deadpan] Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
Asrid: AAHHHHHH!
Hiccup: Toothless WHAT ARE YOU DOING we need her to LIKE us. [Toothless starts spinning] And now, the spinning. [Deadpan] Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
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Hiccup: [voice-over] My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know, but it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that.
Viking: [roars in Hiccup's face] AAAAAAAAAAARRRRR! [cheery] Mornin'!
Viking: [roars in Hiccup's face] AAAAAAAAAAARRRRR! [cheery] Mornin'!