Hiccup quotes

View Quote [first lines, voice-over] This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word, sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunset. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... [aloud] dragons!

View Quote [voice-over] Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.

View Quote [voice-over] That's Stoick the Vast, Chief of the tribe. When he was a baby, he popped a dragon's head clean off of its shoulders. Do I believe it? Yes, I do.

View Quote [voice-over] The meat head with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice ever since I was little... well, littler.

View Quote [voice-over] Oh and that's Fishlegs, Snotlout, the twins Ruffnut and Tuffnut, and... [sees Astrid walking towards him] [dreamily] ...Astrid. [Slow motion shot of the teens walking away from an explosion] Oh, their job is so much cooler.

View Quote [voice-over] Oh, and there's one more thing you need to know... [crash; aloud, to Stoick] Sorry, Dad. [after making a disaster of the latest dragon raid] Okay, but I hit a Night Fury.

View Quote Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their gun. No, not me; I manage to lose an ENTIRE dragon!?

View Quote [coming upon the unconscious body of the Night Fury (Toothless)] Oh, wow... I-I did it! Oh, I did it! Thi-this fixes everything! Yes! [places his foot on Toothless; heroically] I have brought down this mighty beast! [Toothless stirs; Hiccup jumps back in alarm. He approaches cautiously, looking Toothless in the eyes and breathing nervously] I'm gonna kill you, dragon... I'm gonna-- I'm gonna cut out your heart and take it to my father. I'm a Viking... I am a VIKING! [He takes a deep breath and raises the knife; their eyes meet, wide and frightened; Hiccup shakes himself and lifts the knife higher as Toothless goes limp, accepting his fate; Hiccup drops his arms, frustrated, and looks from the knife to Toothless, remorseful] I did this... [he kneels and cuts the ropes, freeing Toothless]

View Quote [offering Toothless a fish, Hiccup gets a good look inside his mouth] Huh. Toothless. I coulda sworn you had... [the dragon's teeth pop out and he snatches the fish from Hiccup's hands] [stunned] ...teeth.

View Quote [as Toothless flies with his prosthetic tail-fin] Oh, my-! It's working! Yes! Yes, I did it!

View Quote [Riding Toothless] Yeah! Go, baby! Yes! Oh, this is amazing! The wind in my... CHEAT SHEET! STOP!

View Quote [about the dragons] Everything we know about you guys... is wrong.

View Quote [After Stoick gives him a helmet made from his mother's breastplate] Thank you for the, uh, breast-hat.

View Quote [After winning the "honor" of killing a dragon; nervously] Yeah, yes! I can't wait. I am so... [At the cove] ...leaving! [Calling Toothless] We're leaving. Let's pack up. Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation... forever.

View Quote [repeated line] You just gestured to all of me.

View Quote [Toothless is doing extreme flying stunts with Hiccup and Astrid on his back.] TOOTHLESS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! BAD DRAGON!

View Quote [to Toothless, with Astrid aboard, during extreme flying] And now, the spinning. [deadpan] Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

View Quote [about the Red Death] That thing has wings. [to Toothless] Okay, let's see if it can use them!

View Quote [last lines, voice-over] This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots... we have... dragons!

View Quote Oh, the gods hate me.