I Heart Huckabees quotes

View Quote Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!

View Quote We're not in Infinity, we're in the suburbs

View Quote What?! Is it a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange?!

View Quote When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.

View Quote Why are you guys wasting all of your time fighting each other? I mean, come on, seriously. Put the egos aside for a second, guys, please. Deal with the issues, okay. We have a deadly petroleum situation, not to mention -- SHUT UP! SHUT! -- Cystic Fibrosis, civil war in Africa, toxic fish. You have children in your own community who are going to prison. Father Flavin doesn't have the money to help them! Ma'am, listen to me!

View Quote Why is marriage and kids so important? I mean, there's an overpopulation problem!

View Quote Yes, I do. Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

View Quote You can't deal with my infinite nature, can you?

View Quote Your mind is always occupied on something...so it may as well be something helpful.

View Quote [after being hit in the face with a rubber ball] Awesome! Can we do the ball thing everyday?

View Quote [after Caterine snaps a photo of his sobbing] NOBODY SEES THAT PICTURE!!!